Pigeon Pun Lover Gifts

"Vinnie, it's time we send our 'friend' a little message."

The Rooster Comedian.

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Ice shelfie.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'Hold it! Hold it!'

Penguin suit fitting.

'All she said was something about having rice for dinner and then poof!. . . She's gone!'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Are you cold dear?"

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

Penguins in the form of writing Pens

"Oh Goodie, more snow."

'That's a quack-quack'. Ornithological conference.

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

New York Scatological Society

Australian Mobile Bar

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

"No, you didn't hear the soft rustle of a sandwich wrapper!"

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"Did that pig that went wee, wee, wee all the way have have foot and mouth?"

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

"My mom can be a little over-protective ... "

Suddenly, the line went dead.

'Legend has it, he was known as the pigeon whisperer.'

'What d'you mean, you're a Republican?'