Penguin Friend Gifts

"They told me I was going places. They just never told me where."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

Polar bear bowling alley

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Have you seen my dad?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

Ice shelfie.

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Penguin

Teddy and friends.

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'