Penguin Friend Prints

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

Ice shelfie.

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Stick with me baby, and you'll eat slop every day."

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Teddy and friends.

Penguin

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

'Freedom is nice, but I miss the Circus for the applause and the three square meals a day...'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'