Puppy Partner Gifts

Licensed Therapist

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

"No no, I said sit!!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Barks in code.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

A man and his dog

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Love a Mutt

Pet a Puppy

Bathing the dog

Dog lover

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"A little help, please."

Canine Scentipede

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Pavlov's Puppy

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."