Puppy Partner Gifts

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Licensed Therapist

"No no, I said sit!!"

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

Barks in code.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

A man and his dog

Love a Mutt

Pet a Puppy

Dog lover

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Bathing the dog

Woman setting out a dinner party with name cards labeled cat person, dog person.

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Congratulations! It's a bitch!"

Canine Scentipede

"A little help, please."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'He's our new Bone Specialist!'

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"My master's vowel hyperarticulation is wearing a bit thin..."