Puppy Companion Gifts

"The dog park would be perfect if it weren't for all the people hanging about."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

Barks in code.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

Canine Companion

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

Foster failure

A man and his dog

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Hush puppy.

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

"I'm working from home today."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."