Puppy Companion Gifts

"The dog park would be perfect if it weren't for all the people hanging about."

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"Foster failure"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'When he's happy he can cool the entire downstairs.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Barks in code.

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"It's days like this that make me long for days like this."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Canine Companion

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Hush puppy.

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"Blow out the candles!" "Make a wish!" "I wish I had my testicles back."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

A man and his dog

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'He's a superior breed - He always drinks thru' a straw!'

Foster failure

"Oh well, I guess I'm lucky that he's not a duck hunter."

When the world is Mud-luscious - e.e. cummings

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"I'm working from home today."

"I'm not growling, it's my stomach rumbling!"

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."