Puppy Paramour Gifts

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Thanks for walking me home."

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Jr. cloning kit

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

Puppies

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Dog Calenders.

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"I see a couch."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

K-9 Garten

"All By Myself, Dad?"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'