Puppy Paramour Gifts

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

"Thanks for walking me home."

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Jr. cloning kit

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Puppies

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

Dog Sees Only Food

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

"I see a couch."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

K-9 Garten

"All By Myself, Dad?"

"What's worse, that or this?"