Pussycat Paramour Gifts

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Barks in code.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

Literate Dogs.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"Thanks for walking me home."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

'The cat did it.'

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

Dogs and humans greet each other.

"Aw, he's really attached to you."

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

'We double-dog dare you.'

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

"He's a real dog person."

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'

"You mind if we take a little break from playing frisbee?"

Ruth from Pirates of Penzance