Pussycat Paramour Pillows

"He says he can quit anytime, but I'm starting to worry."

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Barks in code.

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

'There was an extra 50 miles on my bike this week. I couldn't keep you off the couch, now this?'

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Literate Dogs.

"A chewed slipper? I love it. No, really."

'Do you have to do that every time?'

"Thanks for walking me home."

'The cat did it.'

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

Dogs and humans greet each other.

"My dog ate my parents' marijuana, and then ate my homework."

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

"Why don't you stop by and stray for awhile."

'She taught me that copping an attitude will get you everything.'

'Now I see why they call it a 'litter'.'

'We double-dog dare you.'

"He's a real dog person."

Another Timmy Pet Fail!

'If Jimmy can't come out and play, can his little puppy?'

"We should get together sometime and pee on things."

101 Poops - Dalmatian dog walker is in for a torrid time.

In our family son, we don't "fetch", we "retrieve"...

"You mind if we take a little break from playing frisbee?"

Ruth from Pirates of Penzance

Puppy at Feeding Time.