Pet Playmate Gifts

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"You mind if we take a little break from playing frisbee?"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

The Karate Kitten.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Dog Love.

Dog Sees Only Food

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

'Click it or ticket.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Doggy-3D

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

Fetching some bread

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"You're spoiling that dog!"

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog