Pet Playmate T-Shirts

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

"You mind if we take a little break from playing frisbee?"

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

The Karate Kitten.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

Dog Sees Only Food

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Dog Love.

'Click it or ticket.'

Doggy-3D

"What do you mean you've got the dog house-trained?"

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

Fetching some bread

'You find it, Ben, you're the retriever!'

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"After so much fake news, how can I believe you actually threw it this time?"

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Dogs in heaven with collar halos.

"You're spoiling that dog!"