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"The truth is, he loves you...yeah...he loves to hate you!"

Working from home

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

'So far, I've taught him to fetch.'

Barks in code.

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'Why can't my walks be that fun?'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"But this time, Lucky, when I throw the ball... you bring it back!"

Kid tows his large dog in wagon with 'wide load' sign.

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Dog Love.

"No you, he called you a lap dog."

"Graham loved his creature comforts."

Dog Sees Only Food

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"Oh, no, no, no, no! Please, NOOO!"

"I lick my fur and then rub against their legs. They think I'm being affectionate, but I'm actually just wiping cat spit on them."

Child plays football with his dog,football eventually squashes his dog

"Bailey! What part of 'never jump on the Stickley' don't you understand?!"

"I can't hear you. Are you playing with the dog again?"

Be a friend.

Obedience School - Scratch Before Entering.

BONK!, 'He's not the brightest cat I've ever seen.'

Dogs and humans greet each other.

Dog on Cat.

"I'm not sure if my name is sit, stay, or get off the couch!"

"Good lord! Four of my dearest Facebook friends died last week!"

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

'Oh no, they're back!'

'Doing tricks is a slippery slope.'

The day Dad retired from his busy job and tried to make up for lost time.