Poodle-people Pair Pillows

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

Balloon dog training

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

'My Master is easy to follow - He's wearing odd socks!'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Wanna go out?"

A perm for a woman and her dog.

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

An inbred poodle.

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

'Not quite the effect I was going for.'

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"I feel like I can't trust myself around food."

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Sun. Rain.

Best in Heat.

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

Non-working dog, please help

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!

The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.