Poodle Owner Pillows

'Hey Are you sniffing at my girlfriend's ae'

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Sergeant Jones gave the assurance that they had an 'assortment' of leads back at the station. . .

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Wow, what a DILF."

"Yeah well, now that we're married, he's not making any effort: he hasn't been to a grooming appointment in months!"

"Sit and stay were no problem but she's hit a wall with multivariable calculus.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"A poodle? It's sort of a dog with an afro."

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

An inbred poodle.

"So I play this guy named Stan Snorkel who finds a big, gray poodle..."

"Sure, my dad and my granddad and my granddad's dad were all domesticated. But that doesn't mean I have to be."

"Wanna go out?"

A perm for a woman and her dog.

''Pet of the Year', That's me!'

Sun. Rain.

"I'm about ready to forgive the French."

"Can they REALLY be descended from wolves..??"

Best in Heat.

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'Not funny, Lulu!'

'First we had her fixed, then we had her gussied up.'

'Sorry Mum, but the silly haircut kind of ruins my body builder image...'

'Steady Lulu, steady, ...HEEL!' - The Rare Poodle Retriever.

'Yes, I do own a dog...why do you ask?'

'I suggest you reconsider your approach to responsible dog breeding.'

A new stylist, with fussing and savoury biscuits. . . but overall, Bev was very happy with the result!!

The poodle plague of 1712 crippled France's overpriced dog industry for decades.