Baby Paparazzi Gifts

Grandparents take take too many photos of toddler - "Darn paparazzi."

Children being videoed by parents - "Don't you get tired of all the media attention?"

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Lady to man taking picture of fish: 'Wiggle him a little and get him to smile.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"Maps to stars' rehab centers."

"It's difficult to attract a younger customer when our main demographic is babies."

Selfie World

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

"My instagram feed is basically people, dog food, and tennis balls."

"He's the one family member who doesn't care if I post hundreds of photos of him online."

"And remember, people, it's better to light a scandal than to curse the darkness!"

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

The Pooperrazzi

A couple with a new baby

"It's not for you, it's for the paparazzi."

'Nice bling!'

'Ahhh . . . he's got your original nose.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

Welcome to celebrity hell.

The emotional rollercoaster of a Lab

Media press pack outside stable where Jesus is born

"Don't move - I don't think we're being watched."

"He loves to give autographs!"

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

Stepped in Dog Poo.

'What is she thinking? Cloth diapers are soooo out of style this season.'

Journalist tackled by security.

"Bye bye, comfort zone."

Press Pass

'This camera is so fast that you don't even have to press the shutter release.'

"Apparently, in this kingdom, there's no room for a 'royal watcher'."

"But you just had to elude the paparazzi."

"He's still upset about that internet video you posted about him and that stuffed rabbit!"