Baby Documentarian Gifts

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The Food Chain

Live Stream

"Mum, Dad, I think I might be bipedal."

Crocodile

Police film evidence

Kirsten Johnson

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Maria Sibylla Merian

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Michael Moore

People Planet.

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

Social lens of the photojournalist

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

"This is going to be a real Fly - On - The - Wall documentary."

An environmental documentary crew filming garbage washing up on the beach.

Rain Forest Filmcrew

Casting Wildlife Films.