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"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

The Food Chain

Live Stream

Kirsten Johnson

Police film evidence

Crocodile

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

Baby talk 101 - Whaaaaa! 'This is a good one. It means, 'Until my every need is met, your life will be hell'.'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- it's hard to believe we're related.'

"The notches on his tusks? That's the number of rivals my daddy has defeated!"

"This is going to be a real Fly - On - The - Wall documentary."

Social lens of the photojournalist

"Well look who's waiting with bated breath!!"

"He feels the honey-citrus glaze overpowers the plum."

Casting Wildlife Films.

An environmental documentary crew filming garbage washing up on the beach.

Rain Forest Filmcrew

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'