Baby Milestone Documentarian T-Shirts

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

When a toddler hands you their ringing toy phone, you answer it!

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'Oh Darling, you must be so proud: Your first wart!'

'At lone at last.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

First Steps

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

"Charles, look! He’s sending his first text!"

Eagle parenting.

"Our little girl has blossomed into quite the little complainer."

"I'm too old for baby limas."

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

"Honey, your head's through the armhole again."

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

Baby's first horror movies

'Her first telekinesis!'

"And we're just so proud you're walking to school alone. Aren't we, Harold?"

'Look daddy,look! I'm exactly 3 feet tall!' (a child foot getting measured for height).

'Dude, don't do it. Somewhere down the road it will lead to chores.'

Bob's Photography Full Service: Baby Pics, Graduation, Wedding, Crime scene, Aautopsy.

Circus baby

Types of online-ing

'Look Mummy: I've pu on my shell all by myself...'

Baby Holding a Condom.

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."