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'He took his first step!'

"When did she start crawling?"

'She posted her first blog today.'

His first conspiracy theory...'Is it a coincidence the first time I walk, they start locking all the cupboards? I think not!'

A family trying to make a child smile for a photo

"Your mother and I want to make your 21st birthday a moving experience. We'll help you pack."

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: This is solids?

First Steps

'She said her first words today.'

A very fine vintage

'Go forth and multiply!'

Proud mums.

'They say ninety is the new eighty.'

'The baby cut a tooth today.'

'I bronzed his first pair of running shoes.'

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

'How old? He's 14 months, 3 days, 7 hours and 16 seconds... 17... 18...'

Don't call me old...I prefer 'chronologically challenged'.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

'Look, he's taking his first steps.'

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

Baby's first horror movies

Baby Holding a Condom.

50th Birthday Balloons

"Ambitions... to stand on my own two feet."

'Harry, she just said her first words! She said, 'Why have you saddled my generation with the huge national debt?'

Happy Golden Anniversary!

"Whoa! If this baby shower isn't for ME -- then WHO'S it for?"

'21 Today - he wants the key of the door...'

"Darling! He's walking!"

'Darling, what do you think? Our baby's learnt to tie his shoelaces!'

"I thought we should celebrate our anniversary. We've been dating 93 days as of...right now!"