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"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

The Food Chain

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"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Kirsten Johnson

Crocodile

Police film evidence

'Your life story?....why not, the world is in need of a few good laughs!'

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

Maria Sibylla Merian

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

A fly on the wall documentary.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'It's a deal: we don't eat you, and you get us on Jacques Cousteau's next special.'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

3rd Wave

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

The Hidden World of Desks