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"I know the image quality isn't the best. I recorded this on a GoSemi-Pro camera."

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Kirsten Johnson

Crocodile

Police film evidence

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Michael Moore creates a UK equivalent of Fahrenheit 9/11

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

My friend, Ernie, the documentary filmmaker, is producing a series about beverages. One film follows a man's search for the perfect lager. The working title is "The Beer Hunter." He found a group of young women in high school who are fantastic baristas. "Bean Girls." Espresso. Another movie will uncover animosity in the orange juice business. Maybe I should call it "Pulp Friction." And he's examining vineyards and winemakers all over the globe. I'll call the film "Planet of the Grapes"!

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

Cary Grant

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

Fahrenheit 911.

A fly on the wall documentary.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

Michael Moore

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Ernie is a documentary filmmaker who tells stories of folks in their professional lives -- I think he should wonk on his film titles more. One film looked at the surprisingly competitive cutthroat world of the dry cleaning business. "The Hanger Games." In another, we see astronomers traveling to remote locations to escape light pollution. "The Dark Night." Ernie showed us the bond among young butchers in an increasingly vegan world. "Stand by Meat"! And he told us the story of a man who i

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'