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Filming the Crocodile.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Clam Spearing

T-Rex of the Apes

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"Fight or flight?"

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

Where Mom used to take you.

"It was wonderful! We laughed, we cried. We had other emotions too but those were the main ones."

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

Kid spray painting a snowman.

Home Video

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

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