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Filming the Crocodile.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

The Wet Fly Fisherman: He is less vain about his appearance.

Clam Spearing

'Yo! Wanna borrow a net?'

Cary Grant

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

"Fight or flight?"

T-Rex of the Apes

'So glad we ticked the no publicity box.'

'Unethical advertising uses falsehoods to deceive the public. Ethical advertising uses the truth to deceive the public.'

'What's the difference between exchange-traded derivatives and swaps?'

Resume of Claude Brisketson Composer

'Hold on, the play is under review.'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

'I want a campaign that will fol some of the people some of the time and all of the people all of the time.'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

"It was wonderful! We laughed, we cried. We had other emotions too but those were the main ones."

'Perhaps this graph will help you appreciate the jagged mountain range I climbed on my vacation.'

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

Milla Jovovich

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"I know you suprstars make a fortune from it but you're taking this advertising too far!"

Where Mom used to take you.

Kid spray painting a snowman.

Physicists' Convention: Quantum Leap.

"I want to capture this leg of our journey."

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

Wife uploading film of snoring husband onto Youtube.

Home Video

Yep, I'd say they're planning on making it into a movie. The following book previews were approved by the book publishing industry of America.

'We'll probably hit a rock and sink. But, there's a lot of big fish in this lake, so it's worth the risk.'

A bear has been half swallowed by a huge fish - 'Hey Earl, maybe start with something small and work your way up...!'

DVD Blu-Ray. Action. Adventure. Sale. Ernie, what's the movie where Harrison Ford lifts a drain cover and makes a getaway? "The Grate Escape"!