Cinematic Adventurer T-Shirts

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Indiana Covid

Movie about divorce is x-rated.

"He says you should only charge him half price!"

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

'I'm in my Blue period.'

World Tour.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

Face painting by numbers.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Fishermen

'Arf! Arf!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

Creative Baby.

Toys in the DVD Player.

Man Lifting Heavy Block

Girl on a giant pair of scissors.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Movie Monster Exhibit: Unavailable due to much needed repair work.