Cinematic Adventurer Gifts

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Indiana Covid

Movie about divorce is x-rated.

"He says you should only charge him half price!"

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Milla Jovovich

Now Showing - Titanic: Queue Here: Women + Children First.

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

'I'm in my Blue period.'

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"So, what did you do at charter school today?"

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Child's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)

"Draw your own path."

Face painting by numbers.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

'I could do that.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

Fishermen

'Arf! Arf!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Toys in the DVD Player.

Creative Baby.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

Sorry, I've said all I can say in this medium.

"So long, boys. I'm off to the big city to try my hand at chainsaw sculpture."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'