Cinema Adventurer Gifts

'No, he doesn't qualify for a child's ticket. . . or an adult one, either.'

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

Yep, I'd say they're planning on making it into a movie. The following book previews were approved by the book publishing industry of America.

'Aaagh -- it seems like it's actually coming towards you!'

'The sequel is never as good as the original.'

'D'you have anything that's not in 3D, a sequel or bloody kids?'

Not Suitable for Adults

"It was wonderful! We laughed, we cried. We had other emotions too but those were the main ones."

"Hey man, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

Fishermen

'Arf! Arf!'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"His father came from a family of climbers."

Can I have a look at the map?

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Cary Grant

Lost

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Remember to lash from the outside!