Cinematic Adventurers Gifts

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Fishermen

"Shred the plank."

Creative Baby.

Toys in the DVD Player.

'I think it's the best thing you've ever done!'

Unknowingly, with one swish of his blood soaked mammoth tail he was inflicting pain and suffering on billions of unborn people. Home decorating had been invented.

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'What's on the other side?...'

T-Rex of the Apes

The secret to happiness is knowing how to keep a secret.

Scuba Diving Devil

"When we retire, I want to watch travel videos."

"All the atmosphere of 'Murray Mound' but in the comfort of your own home!"

Flowchart of an idea.

'You idiot, Martin, you don't need those silly glasses to get an amazing 3-D effect. . . this is a PLAY!'

"It was wonderful! We laughed, we cried. We had other emotions too but those were the main ones."

Bismark Ballet School

A woman knits from a globe.

"Try staying in the same dimension as everyone else."

Filming the Crocodile.

'This one looks good...you climb trees and hunt for bugs and get chased by social workers.'

Hijinks of the Colonial Era

Writer Crisis

Stick Your Head Out The Window

'Sweet!' Boy sees a bin marked imaginary friends.

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

Video Horse Shoes.

"It's a photo release form. I'm not signing this."