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'No, he doesn't qualify for a child's ticket. . . or an adult one, either.'

"What kind of moviemaking do we want to reinforce?"

'Aaagh -- it seems like it's actually coming towards you!'

'The sequel is never as good as the original.'

'D'you have anything that's not in 3D, a sequel or bloody kids?'

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"It was wonderful! We laughed, we cried. We had other emotions too but those were the main ones."

"Hey man, did I step on your foot a minute ago?"

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

World Tour.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

"Yes, six to seven weeks is my life expectancy! Once I learned that, I thought, the hell with it, I'll stop working and start travelling..."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

"Draw your own path."

Fishermen

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'Arf! Arf!'

"Tonight we dine with the devil. But tomorrow we really need to finish what's left in the fridge."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

Toys in the DVD Player.

"Hel-l-l-o-o-o-o Summer!"

Can I have a look at the map?

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

"His father came from a family of climbers."

"On the bright side, Dear, your jump looked great right up until the landing!"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Remember to lash from the outside!

Danger: Falling animals

Selfie of the Golden Hinde

Lost

'You are here' sign on desert island.

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

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