Movie Night Adventurer Gifts

"The management of this station wishes to apologize for the preceding film clip... We don't know how that X-rated footage was inadvertently shown... once again..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

"Remind me: Is it the New York Critics Award or the Sundance Audience Prize that always lets us down?"

"Bloody hell!"

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"Boy, this blooper reel from 'Manchester by the Sea' is a crack-up."

'This is the worst film noir I've ever seen.'

"Again, are you sure I didn't mention about bringing your own 3-D glasses?"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

"We need to make it through at least one movie, so we have something to root for during the Oscars."

"You can tell it's a period drama because they're not wearing ozone helmets."

Do it! Go into the woods alone!...

"OK, stop me if you've never heard this before!"

He was a nerd. But he was her nerd.

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

'Fried chickens.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

"The club scene is really changing."

'No, when something blows up it doesn't buffer, that's just special effects.'

Queen Kong

I haven't been down there since last Valentine's day. I want to check on a couple who asked me to rekindle their romance. A year ago I told them that thanks to me they'd be spending more time together and less time at their offices. I said I'd make it so they'd have lots of nights at home ordering some take-out and watching a movie. They must be very happy with me. All I did was shoot an arrow of love, but apparently they think I caused some sort of pandemic to happen!

Blockbuster Billion Club

"It's an app that lets me know when I'm bored."

Would madam like me to send over the sympathy steward?

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Cinemuck

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"See, Honey, I told you that TV would fit in this room!"

"Great idea. Movies are so much better on the big screen."

Party-Crashing Ban

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

"So, how's your scary movie?"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'