Video Adventurer Gifts

"When we retire, I want to watch travel videos."

Evolution.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Obsession with the Internet.

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

"In my life, I've had seven cars, six jobs, five houses, four bypass operations, and three wives!"

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

WiFi Signals

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

Second lifeReal life.

Man doing a search on a computer

Fishermen

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"Good heavens William, what have you downloaded off the internet this time?"

i-teddy

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

'That may be what the wine glossary says, but to me, terroir means a fantatic view.'

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You don't need a duck call. I can just download this Find-a-Fowl app."

Toys in the DVD Player.

"C'mon, time to get up and stare at your devices all day."

Meet the new factory manager.

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

"My husband's the academic. I just like to travel. I'm more of a pandemic."

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

The whole family can't wrench a teen away from his computer.

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

'I told you not to look up your ailments on the internet' - computer screen reads 'You have 3 days to live',