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'Anyone for dress poker?'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

Snowman of the Apes

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"