Adventurous Gamer Gifts

'Anyone for dress poker?'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'Bloody streakers - they have a lot to learn.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Breakthrough

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'This program is geared towards the youth market. You give it up to five commands and it closes down in a huff!'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

Snowman of the Apes

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"I'm unable to process this image."

'Thank goodness for clumsy children: A spilt ice-cream!'

Go Play Outside - it's so real, you kids will almost smell the virtual fresh air!

"Well, sir, it looks like things are getting pretty serious for Peter and Pauline."

"Mommy! Mommy! Daddy lost!"