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'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Mixed Doubles.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

"Marco ..."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Breakthrough

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Wind Tunnel of Love.

The very noisy, but enjoyable game of Crowquet.

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Notoriously losing pieces, the Varns could only have family game night by putting together whatever they could find. 'Checkmate!' 'You sank my Battleship!' 'You didn't say 'UNO'!

Snowman of the Apes

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."