Adventure Gamer Mugs

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

I'm Bored With Educational Toys

Mixed Doubles.

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Marco ..."

Bears going water skiing.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Come on, I dare you: I say you can't drink a whole dew drop...'

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

'OK, so I fumbled. Now can you cure it or not?'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

"This is our most difficult escape room. In here, you're a mother of 4 unruly children, tons of overdue bills and a lazy husband."

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

'She'll never look for me here.'

'Unbelievable, these guys brought a ringer.'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

Breakthrough

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Snowman of the Apes

"Go ahead. Fly through it. I dare you."

'Guess how many I ATE.'

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'No, you can't play Space Invaders in it.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'It would never work out, Blackfire — our alignments are too different.'

Crane Game. Ball Game.