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"You sure you've done this before."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

A boy acting suspiciously

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Breakthrough

Wind Tunnel of Love.

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Snowman of the Apes

Public footpath on a desert island.

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"