Adventure Amateurs Pillows

"You sure you've done this before."

No caption (A young bald eagle plays a claw game full of fish as his parent stands behind him).

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'Holy-Kanoly' makes his infamous 'Leap-of-Faith' jump.

Dear Diary. . . why, oh why, did I choose an adventure holiday?

A boy acting suspiciously

Tunnel of Love/Lover's Leap.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

'You can forget the Captain's table-we're not paying that kind of money just to eat with the crew!'

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

'Now I know why the strategy guide warned against entering the 5th stage. Awesome!'

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Bears going water skiing.

Butterfly herders of the wild west.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 23

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'This is my kind of place. You knock bottles off a table with a baseball and get a prize instead of time-out!'

Robotics. He's programmed to play video games all day long. Planned adolescence!

Breakthrough

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

'Some people just aren't cut out for adventure gaming, Bruno — maybe you should try chess or checkers.'

Snowman of the Apes

Wind Tunnel of Love.

"Of course, it may be one of those sting operations!"

Holiday Adventures - Off the beaten path.

Public footpath on a desert island.

'FASTER! PADDLE FASTER!'

Columbus discovers ...that when exploring, it's not such a great idea to bring the family along.