Adventure Documentarian Pillows

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Get the net ready, Alice. I think it's a big one.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"He just found that 'pillage' rhymes with 'village'."

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Crocodile

Police film evidence

Kirsten Johnson

Odysseus starts regretting his return to Ithaca.

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'I still say these shots need more action.'

A fly on the wall documentary.

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

An environmental documentary crew filming garbage washing up on the beach.