Online Documentarian Pillows

"Here, too, a "share" button?"

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Crocodile

Kirsten Johnson

Police film evidence

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

A fly on the wall documentary.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'Coming up next...more of man's inhumanity to man...in hi-def.'

"Ok, don't move. I want to capture the drama and intrigue of your life."

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

3rd Wave

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'