Visual Documentarian Pillows

Moog invented the blog.

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

'Your videotape's intriguing - But it still doesn't prove that they really exist.'

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Kirsten Johnson

Filming Christmas

"Allow me to respond to your question with a question of my own that I can answer."

Police film evidence

"We're making a video of us watching TV so we can watch ourselves watching TV...later."

Crocodile

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

"Is there a way to disable Narcissus' self-view?"

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'We've postponed the wedding until we come up with something we can do at the ceremony that will become a viral video.'

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

"No word from the company – but, it's clear that this is a major spill."

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

"I figure we can blue-screen the kids in later."

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

Don Quixote is recorded by Sancho Panza.

The hazards of trying to film a horse jump.

A fly on the wall documentary.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'