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'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

"No, James....I wanted you to just copy the documents - NOT copy & paste!"

'How come the History Channel is so interesting and my history class is not?'

Fahrenheit 911.

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'I've got something here that'll spice up our sex life, darling.'

Couple buying ticket to Fahrenheit 911 while showing disgust with swift boat vets

'That isn't what they said on the History Channel.'

'Put on something that'll cheer you up. Channel 8 has a documentary on the sinking of the Titanic.'

PBS Wild Bunny Slippers.

'The bad guys are winning -- it must be a documentary.'

My dad likes watching documentaries.

'Damn...'Frozen planet' team. I'll shake this lot somehow.'

What's on? A duckumentary.

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

'Just like the ones we saw in the documentary!'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'OK, send for the pipette actor and her tray.'

"I got the idea watching David Attenborough."

"It's a new documentary about a guy who claims he's not an opportunistic, greedy liar who just tells the public what they want to hear. It's called, 'Making a Politician.'"

"You're all going to die. You're doomed. This is David Attenborough. Have a good evening."

"Mom, no more history shows. Everything about the past is just a rerun!"

"OK Harold, no more Tiger King for you."

A typical Monday. Zombie Truck-Driving Maniacs! South Pole Penguin Love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

The Fevered Brow of Ken Burns

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Keane: A Documentary

No News Is Good News

Archival Warfare

Preparing for the Future

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

Have you ever met an Inuk, Sadie? A what? That's the singular word for "Inuit." The indigenous peoples who live in the Arctic. Oh, them. I'll put it this way

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!