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'If you're going to stare at that thing all day, at least watch something educational,,, like Japan,'

"No, James....I wanted you to just copy the documents - NOT copy & paste!"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

'I've got something here that'll spice up our sex life, darling.'

'That isn't what they said on the History Channel.'

'Put on something that'll cheer you up. Channel 8 has a documentary on the sinking of the Titanic.'

'The bad guys are winning -- it must be a documentary.'

My dad likes watching documentaries.

What's on? A duckumentary.

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

'Just like the ones we saw in the documentary!'

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

'OK, send for the pipette actor and her tray.'

"I got the idea watching David Attenborough."

"It's a new documentary about a guy who claims he's not an opportunistic, greedy liar who just tells the public what they want to hear. It's called, 'Making a Politician.'"

"Mom, no more history shows. Everything about the past is just a rerun!"

The Fevered Brow of Ken Burns

"Nothing like the History Channel to get you to appreciate these peaceful times we're enjoying."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Frozen Planet 2 - Price of heating unaffordable

"It's a Ken Burns documentary about Ken Burns documentaries."

"Angela! Come quick! The Johnsons are on National Geographic and you'll never guess what they're doing?"e on National

When fleas attack.

'According to this documentary, people are 75 water. Think how much room that leaves for wine.'

"So much hatred! Where does it come from?"

Tourists and Poverty