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Blue Planet. . . .not a creature was stirring except for the mouse.

"There it is again: some kind of weird disembodied voice describing our every move."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Reese Witherspoon

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

What's an Imax cave?

"Werewolves of London..."

Giant slug attacks a city

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

Star Wars Audience

Police film evidence

"Which part are you reading for?"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

They're watching a documentary about safety razors. Sounds like a Schick flick!

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Starvation Watching

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."

Mega Cosmic Films. It's about a squad of ninja nuns? Yes, we call it "Force of Habit"!

Blockbuster Billion Club

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.