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Blue Planet. . . .not a creature was stirring except for the mouse.

"There it is again: some kind of weird disembodied voice describing our every move."

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Werewolves of London..."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Giant slug attacks a city

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Star Wars Audience

Police film evidence

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

"Which part are you reading for?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

Cow being force fed hormones and producing milk.

"Hello. I'm director Bob ('Blue Fires') Munsey and this is screenwriter Doris ('Highway to Nowhere') Winslow."

Cinemuck

"This is scary, maybe we should turn on the lights. Hello.."

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

Blockbuster Billion Club

Hollywood producer.

"You know what I think, babe? Seven on the Richter scale."