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'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

"Whenever I watch the Nature Channel I get survivor's guilt."

"I hate these 'fly-on-the-wall' type documentaries...they're nothing like real life...!"

Directing a wildlife documentary.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'Would you like to appear on our new show - Hoodie you think you are...?'

Wow, the Nobel Peace Prize for me? Now that's a convenient truth!

Wally's on Discovery Channel tonight!

Film crew waits at the top of a mountain to film mountain climbers.

'You were right it wasn't Jacques Cousteau.'

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

'I wish that camera crew would leave so we could start partying again.'

Crocodile

Sister Wendy

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

History repeats itself - the second time in digitised colour.

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'

Police film evidence

"Could you guys come back later? We're not exhibiting our best behaviors."

The World of People

"Then at half past, apparently there's a fly-on-the-wall documentary about us."

"...And finally, a mention has to go to the producers,directors and presenters who worked alongside us to make this award possible."

"Look, I've already been in a documentary about rural life, a documentary about retired people, a documentary about folk music..."

'Day 57. The tigers appear to be adjusting to my presence.'

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

Sleeping through History

'Well, the first step to become a star on National Geographic TV is to stop eating cameramen.'

"Are you sure this species has never been filmed before?"

An environmental documentary crew filming garbage washing up on the beach.

"It's a 'fly on the wall' snuff movie."

"Seriously, things are getting crazier by the day: now there are three documentary crews fighting over filming us..."

"Now, this is the first full-length feature short entirely on doorbell camera."

Filming the Crocodile.