Documentary Filmmaker Prints

'Because it's there.' ... 'Because he may fall.'

"Whenever I watch the Nature Channel I get survivor's guilt."

"I hate these 'fly-on-the-wall' type documentaries...they're nothing like real life...!"

'No kidding! I was in that David Attenborough documentary too...'

Directing a wildlife documentary.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

'Would you like to appear on our new show - Hoodie you think you are...?'

Wow, the Nobel Peace Prize for me? Now that's a convenient truth!

Wally's on Discovery Channel tonight!

Goosestepping Nazi Geese

"Good. You're on National Geographic now. Can we go?"

"Could you guys come back later? We're not exhibiting our best behaviors."

The World of People

"You're all going to die. You're doomed. This is David Attenborough. Have a good evening."

'You were right it wasn't Jacques Cousteau.'

"Then at half past, apparently there's a fly-on-the-wall documentary about us."

"...And finally, a mention has to go to the producers,directors and presenters who worked alongside us to make this award possible."

"Look, I've already been in a documentary about rural life, a documentary about retired people, a documentary about folk music..."

"Glady, National Geographic is gone! Break out the beef jerky again!"

An environmental documentary crew filming garbage washing up on the beach.

'Well, the first step to become a star on National Geographic TV is to stop eating cameramen.'

"Are you sure this species has never been filmed before?"

'Something tells me Attenborough and his crew have been at it again!'

Police film evidence

'I wish that camera crew would leave so we could start partying again.'

'You're a funny beggar, switching off the sound just because Joanna Lumley is ENTHUSING!'

Film crew waits at the top of a mountain to film mountain climbers.

Crocodile

Sister Wendy

'If whales are so intelligent, why do they swim near Japan?'

History repeats itself - the second time in digitised colour.

Louis Theroux.

The naturalist Sir David Shuttleboro had a life long affinity with wild life.

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

Duckumentary: 'QUACK!'