Documentarian Prints

Social lens of the photojournalist

The Young Jacques Cousteau at the Beach with his Mother.

Kirsten Johnson

"I remembered that time you said you wished you had a biographer."

'Nothing beats seeing your favourite band play live.'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

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"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

'We're doing a fly on the wall documentary.'

Crocodile

Police film evidence

Next camera crew 5 mins

'It's a program on paranoia. Every time I leave the room, they stop and wait for me to come back.'

Cinéma Vérité

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Phoor...watch these sperm whales at it...ah...yes..yes...'

'Come on, you're telling me that you don't watch the Discovery Channel.'

Top Secret/Middle Secret/Bottom Secret

"Ugh! Stop making a drama documentary out of a molehill."

Poor vs Rich

"What do you suppose Ken Burns will have to say about all this in 30 years?"

A fly on the wall documentary.

'I still say these shots need more action.'

Diana Inquest - 'It's time to move on, and start making a TV mini-series of her life.'

'Hey! - why bicker all evening when we could be watching a film about ideological genocide.'

"Those pervs from the nature channel are filming us again."