Baby Blogger Gifts

"Anyone who says there isn't a perfect time to have a baby obviously hasn't got a vlog to promote."

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

Multi-Tasking

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

Ruddy bloggers!

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

'She posted her first blog today.'

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'