Baby Blogger Prints

"Anyone who says there isn't a perfect time to have a baby obviously hasn't got a vlog to promote."

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Her first word was 'paparazzi'. "

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Naturally, Bob thought the midwife was for him.

"No wonder babies are born screaming. I haven't had a wink of sleep since the exit light came on!"

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

'and remember delivery is free if it happens in a half hour!'

Snoopy with Laptop

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Whoa

Cloning Dept. Ooh! She's got your eyes and nose, mouth...

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

'As you can see, it's too late for a termination...Baby is capable of surviving outside the womb...'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll

'Congratulations! It's a bouncing baby boy!'

'She posted her first blog today.'

'Shhh... It's babies app time.'

"...for a canal I thought that was unusually short."

Ruddy bloggers!

'Do I like kids? You bet I do: I deliver babies for a living...'

Multi-Tasking

In utero...boy, THOSE were the days!

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Wow! That was quite some push Mrs Smith...'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'No, I don't think it a cute idea! Get rid of him and turn in your supervisor's uniform!'