Nature Blogger Prints

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Coot on a jetty

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

Press Freedom

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

The Food Chain

Snoopy with Laptop

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Whoa

Live Stream

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Selfie Stick

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Your lobster was off!

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Ruddy bloggers!

Multi-Tasking

'She posted her first blog today.'

'It's my favorite.'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"You're never home."

Sister Cities

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'