Nature Blogger T-Shirts

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

Coot on a jetty

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

The Food Chain

Your lobster was off!

"How fresh is the calamari?"

Live Stream

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Selfie Stick

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'It's my favorite.'

Ruddy bloggers!

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

YONDER...next 347 miles.

"I always send a layover selfie back home, to let everyone know I'm safe."

Sister Cities

"You're never home."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."