Parenting Blogger Gifts

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

"Mom usually chews it up for us."

"You treat this house like a hotel!"

So just tell your mom you don't want to wear it.

'My parents are always too busy: They never have time for me...'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'The child is very illogical'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

Press Freedom

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Whoa

Suffering from Cooties?

Snoopy with Laptop

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Multi-Tasking

Ruddy bloggers!

'She posted her first blog today.'

I love my family!

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Growth Charts

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?