Parenting Blogger Mugs

Break Glass in Case of Emergency

'Jimmy made his first blog post today.'

"Mom usually chews it up for us."

"You treat this house like a hotel!"

'My parents are always too busy: They never have time for me...'

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'The child is very illogical'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

Suffering from Cooties?

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

I love my family!

"The moral of the story, honey, is that being a celebrity does not make you a credible children’s book author."

Growth Charts

Ruddy bloggers!

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

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