Parenting Bloggers Mugs

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"No, there was no 'Buy One, Get One Free.' You're twins."

'The child is very illogical'

"No, the cordless embryo isn't available."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

"We're ecstatic about our new au pair."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Whoa

Snoopy with Laptop

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

Suffering from Cooties?

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

Ruddy bloggers!

Growth Charts

'She posted her first blog today.'

Multi-Tasking

'It's a boy. He's healthy and coming along fine, but he may be a little crnkt at birth owing to his claustrophobia. He will have feminine tendencies but is not actually gay. In fact, he'll eventually develop a taste for hard liquor and trashy women...'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'

Sigh … They grow up so fast, don't they?

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Perhaps more people would give heed unto the word of the Lord if the Lord had a funny blog."

'Have you picked out a domain name, yet?'

"'C' is for free CONTENT!"

"I've been listening to your podcast. And though I agree with your opinion on deforestation and global warming, I strongly disagree with your claim that I overcook my pasta."