Mommy Blogger Gifts

"Do you know your name? Do you know where you are? Do you remember the accident? Do you know you had a hole in your underpants?"

'Why can't we trade him to that lady for her two little girls?'

"Who's my little content creator?"

Whoa

Whoa

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: Bless you!

"That's the cereal I want Mommy... Sugar cubes!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Mum and baby both have pacifier.

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

"And which regional cuisine would you be interested in this evening—Northwester, Southwestern, Southeastern, or Northeastern?"

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Press Freedom

'Homepage Sweet Homepage'

"Stinkin' fake news!"

Snoopy with Laptop

"How fresh is the calamari?"

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Your lobster was off!

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, Kevin. You need to know them so you can Blog.'

'It's my favorite.'

Fitness Programme for babies

Multi-Tasking

Ruddy bloggers!

'She posted her first blog today.'

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'I didn't think of it as someone else writing my term paper, I thought of it more as a guest blogger situation.'

'Strong curry for two and a fire-extinguisher.'

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Those enormous worldwide internet communities.'

'Fetching newspapers is over. Now I aggregate blogs for him.'

'Sorry, but we're not compatible, Jim. You keep a diary, and I blog on the Internet.'